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my 9 year old has no friends what should i do?
when i ask him why he sais at school kids call him fat, lardbutt, big boy, tubby, chubs, piggy piggy boom boom and i could go on. my child does have a weight problem he weighs a little past the 350 lb mark. hes a bit short too the kids call him plumpso, bowling ball, tits and just other awful names. he sais in a few years hes going to want a gf and he wont be able to get one because hes a nerd too. he told me the nerds dont even want to be friends with him because they are way cooler then him. so is their like an overwheight school of anytype or what?
tell him to use his tremendous girth as a weapon against the other children, preferably by rolling over them or crushing them against walls (Brick is best as 350lbs will roll through drywall and wood with ease) the other kids will naturally align themselves with him so as not to be crushed by your minivan of a son.
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