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Can you write a little SUPER BOWL SUNDAY story that includes 6 of these lines?
( This is merely good,wholesome fun on YA....Nothing more. Nothing less.)
1. Turn the volume down !
2. WHY can't we watch that movie on 'Lifetime' ?
3. Fourth down on the one yard line.....5 seconds left in a tie game.
4. What the HELL did he just say?!
5. HIKE THE BALL, YOU IDIOT!!!
6. The electricity went out.
7. You look just like __________.
8. Noooooooo.......You may NOT surf the channels.
9. HONEY!!! We're out of chips and dip!
10. Two words......Get therapy.
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I was so excited! My first Super Bowl party as hostess. I wonder how this will go.
I found myself fluffing up the couch pillows, in attempt at some last-minute touches, before I heard a knock at the door.
My old friend was waiting outside the door, probably thinking I'm crazy as he sees me jump up in down out of excitement.
Soon enough, other guests started literally pouring in, before my living room was packed with Giants fans, and those few Patriots fans who we opposed as we did live in NY.
Several minutes later, it was the game kickoff! While everyone was preoccupied cheering as the Giants QB made a run downfield, my husband met me in the kitchen.
Soon we heard an uproar in the TV room. What was that? I was thinking. We went into the room, and to our surprise (not really..) we found our neighbor's crazy wife surfing the channels.
"Noooooooo... You may NOT surf the channels." said the angry football fan who was trying to hold back his full rage.
"But why can't we just watch that movie on 'Lifetime'??" she replied.
The football fan was getting a bit impatient, and got up and sat the lady down himself.
“What the hell did he say?” said the lady in reply to the ref’s call on a penalty.
Soon enough she was up again complaining “I can’t hear a word he’s saying!” and turning up the volume about 15 levels.
“Turn the volume down!,” said the angry football fan.
Shaking her finger at the young man, the old crazy lady said, “I don’t like your attitude young man!”
“Two words… GET THERAPY!!!” yelled the young football fan.
My husband then decided to join in on the game viewing with me and the others.
“Tell me again… why did we invite her?” he whispered jokingly in my ear.
"Do you have any Tylenol? My head's killing me!" the old crazy lady began to complain again.
"Yes... yes we do.." said my husband with a smirk little smile on his face. He reached into the medicine drawer, and pulled out a few pills from the sleeping pill container, and handed that and a glass of water to her. Soon enough, they took their toll. He then took her and layed her on an extra couch.
We all began to relax, enjoying the pure cheering of all of us fans. The Giants were 19-14, with only :15 left, and we were left in suspense as the Patriots QB rushed down the field – 5 more yards with no defense in sight! Then the electricity went off. We could hear the angry football fan slam his beer down, and everyone was disappointed. Meanwhile, me and my husband decided to check out in the garage, see if anything went out in the fuse box. But then we new the cause…
“Nooo! Don’t tell me that crazy lady sleepwalks too!!”